Tuesday

The headline is Israel holds Palestinians Responsible. There has been almost no news about this story. On another sad note here is a message from Tom to me, Marilyn and Patrick. It is sad because its almost true.

 

 

 

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From: Tom
Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 12:20 PM
To: Marilyn ;Pittsfield Jew; Patrick
Subject: Darn funny...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46937

 

The story is about Detroit. Its is supposed to be a comedy.

 

I was driving 23 N and this car with flowers and a woman driving was tailgating me going 70 in the left lane. The speed limit was 65. I swerved into the right lane in front of her and a sandwiched between to trucks. Then I and her exited. I got into the left lane because I saw the homeless man. I pushed the express button to on my window. I fished out the granola bar I'd been saving for him for a couple of weeks. It was a real act of charity to match her uncharitable tailgating. I told the homeless man to tell the B***** behind me to stop tailgating. He said he would. Now as a good Jew eating matzoh I still carry this granola bar with me because I knew as luck would have it I would need it. Besides I eat mainly chumetz free during pesach we don't clean the chumetz out of the house. We have a big loaf of Jewish rye in the refrigerator.

 

Wow thank G-d for the spell checker. I am up to page 100 of Auerbach Will. I finished the movie HP #2. Today I have to go home for lunch again. I got up walked the dogs and went back to sleep and here I am at work now. I has been so cold, I put the heat on last night. I need to put the AC back on when I go home. Yesterday I carried around two coats because the weather changes so much.

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