Thursday

Tomorrow my parents will be here. I am so excited. So are my kids. I am trying to get back into the routine. I did nasal irrigation last night and this morning. I am still hacking away a big luggy right now and annoying my coworkers with it. Some people manage their cholesterol, some people manage their diabetes or weight. Some people even manage their blood pressure. I just manage my diarrhea. Oh wow another word to add to my commonly misspelled words list in my Franklin Planner.The 835 needed another fix to strip the UBC codes. I fixed it. Now my work load consists of waiting for Bill to plan the final fixes of the Negative Balance Report. I finished the Jackie Chan movie Snake and Crain. Sold two books yesterday and another one today. The Strategic Middle Manager, Office XP and Abnormal Psychology. I did hand weights, situps and stretching all for the first time in a couple of weeks. I plan to pick up my late birthday present a rear view mirror for the bike.

I sent Tom a limerick I found on haaretz talk back online and he sent one back he made up.


There once was a bunch called Hezbollahs
Who shot from behind baby strollers
Since they had no balls
They packed up their shawls
And picked the blonde hash from their molars


There is a brave thug called Nasrallah,
Who`s got amost unhealthy pallor.
He`d started a rumpus,
Then ran to Damascus,
To hide for a month in a cellar.

Also here is a link to a comedian who does a bit on the nuclear bombs and how the US isn't giving them to the Arabs.

http://roflmedia.com/video.php?id=2254

Here is a link to a funny parody of Sponge Bob.


http://dixi.blogter.hu/?post_id=73301