How Jonny wasted time
Yep Jonny wasted away most of the day again. He is at Hollywood today. He found out about how Chabad house has an agreement with the city for people who park there for services. Recall that Jonny's family went there for a Saturday lunch after the morning service. This was because they are connected to the camp that Chabad runs. But the event ends around 2 PM. Angelina got a ticket and below is a link to a google picture of what the street looks like.
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The third car back is about where Angelina parked the Nissan Quest Minivan. She put no money in the meters. So of course she got a ticket. In the picture is Chabad house. It is on the corner of Oakland Avenue.
Angelina has asked Jonny to sell Sally Foster. He sold one piece of the wrapping paper fundraiser to Lea. But she only had a twenty. So Jonny will collect from her on Monday. It sure is a pain how he won't be back to Hollywood until Monday. Friday is a Hotel California day. The big question is will it be a warm enough for bike riding day. Jonny got his bike fixed again. The front wheel was not turning so well. The pair of wheels were trued up for a mere $32.
Earlier this morning Jonny did security compliance training on the web. Then he failed the test 3 times. He really skipped the lesson part. So later he had a bad dream about it. Jonny told this dream to a coworker today. She said it seemed so vivid and full of action. As luck would have it the dream is fading from memory quickly. As dreams are written down, various interpretations come to mind. The new insights just seem so obvious after writting dreams down.
He met a woman he had met before. She held his hand. He didn't remember her name or how he knew her. Then she led him to two men. They came over to an office where Rob Schneider, Jonny's boss was working. He wasn't there. No one was there. Spouse and other friend were there. All the computers were sitting idle. People were getting ready to bed down. No one was working. The men Jonny met began to work on the computers. The men were really installing hardware, playing games, putting on viruses. Jonny got mad. He said fix these computers. They refused. He said get out. He said these computers must be put back the way they were. The men the woman had introduced Jonny to were unsympathetic. They kept making the computers worse and worse. More unrecognizable. Jonny's blog couldn't even be brought up. Internet Explorer was diverted to another usage of computer resources traffic control program that had never been seen by most people before. Then Jonny said out, out, everyone out. He went to get a policeman. Nobody move he said. They fled. The computers were "broken". He said police come here. But two policeman
(Oops Rob snuck up on Jonny. Gone now so Jonny will continue ...)
refused to help. Jonny was a block away from two policeman on either side. They were within seeing distance and they didn't help at all. Later it all went away. Then a strange man brought Jonny in for questioning about the incident. They walked through many cooridors and doors. Finally after Jonny spit toothpaste drool on this man's back, he introduced him to his boss Rob. The man said yep your worst nightmare is true, your boss. ThenRob appeared. Rob said we are working hard to fix this computer. There was mayhem. There were 12 people running around like chickens with their head cut off working on the PC. Then one pulled out a large clear disc about 3 feet in diameter and started smashing it. They said we got it we got it. The parts were getting broken and smashed up. The workers were thrilled. These were apparently, obvious to them and not Jonny were the rouge parts. Rob gave Jonny a silent look that said what happened? Jonny said he tried to call the police. He refused to admit how the men got here. Not oh yeah a woman he didn't know introduced him to men he didn't know and they played games while everyone slept. Of course the boss offered his boss like wisdom, that only the boss would think of instead of Jonny a mere staff worker. Did you say hey we got an infestation here. Wouldn't they help if you said that. Of course they would have Rob. Jonny only said hey police help we need police over here help. Next Jonny finds himself on a University designed survey website asking about time wasted. Only they referred to it in typical vauge terms as, how much do you think this incident cost. It asked the same question on a web screen in about 11 different ways. So Jonny did the manly thing. He woke up.
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The third car back is about where Angelina parked the Nissan Quest Minivan. She put no money in the meters. So of course she got a ticket. In the picture is Chabad house. It is on the corner of Oakland Avenue.
Angelina has asked Jonny to sell Sally Foster. He sold one piece of the wrapping paper fundraiser to Lea. But she only had a twenty. So Jonny will collect from her on Monday. It sure is a pain how he won't be back to Hollywood until Monday. Friday is a Hotel California day. The big question is will it be a warm enough for bike riding day. Jonny got his bike fixed again. The front wheel was not turning so well. The pair of wheels were trued up for a mere $32.
Earlier this morning Jonny did security compliance training on the web. Then he failed the test 3 times. He really skipped the lesson part. So later he had a bad dream about it. Jonny told this dream to a coworker today. She said it seemed so vivid and full of action. As luck would have it the dream is fading from memory quickly. As dreams are written down, various interpretations come to mind. The new insights just seem so obvious after writting dreams down.
He met a woman he had met before. She held his hand. He didn't remember her name or how he knew her. Then she led him to two men. They came over to an office where Rob Schneider, Jonny's boss was working. He wasn't there. No one was there. Spouse and other friend were there. All the computers were sitting idle. People were getting ready to bed down. No one was working. The men Jonny met began to work on the computers. The men were really installing hardware, playing games, putting on viruses. Jonny got mad. He said fix these computers. They refused. He said get out. He said these computers must be put back the way they were. The men the woman had introduced Jonny to were unsympathetic. They kept making the computers worse and worse. More unrecognizable. Jonny's blog couldn't even be brought up. Internet Explorer was diverted to another usage of computer resources traffic control program that had never been seen by most people before. Then Jonny said out, out, everyone out. He went to get a policeman. Nobody move he said. They fled. The computers were "broken". He said police come here. But two policeman
(Oops Rob snuck up on Jonny. Gone now so Jonny will continue ...)
refused to help. Jonny was a block away from two policeman on either side. They were within seeing distance and they didn't help at all. Later it all went away. Then a strange man brought Jonny in for questioning about the incident. They walked through many cooridors and doors. Finally after Jonny spit toothpaste drool on this man's back, he introduced him to his boss Rob. The man said yep your worst nightmare is true, your boss. ThenRob appeared. Rob said we are working hard to fix this computer. There was mayhem. There were 12 people running around like chickens with their head cut off working on the PC. Then one pulled out a large clear disc about 3 feet in diameter and started smashing it. They said we got it we got it. The parts were getting broken and smashed up. The workers were thrilled. These were apparently, obvious to them and not Jonny were the rouge parts. Rob gave Jonny a silent look that said what happened? Jonny said he tried to call the police. He refused to admit how the men got here. Not oh yeah a woman he didn't know introduced him to men he didn't know and they played games while everyone slept. Of course the boss offered his boss like wisdom, that only the boss would think of instead of Jonny a mere staff worker. Did you say hey we got an infestation here. Wouldn't they help if you said that. Of course they would have Rob. Jonny only said hey police help we need police over here help. Next Jonny finds himself on a University designed survey website asking about time wasted. Only they referred to it in typical vauge terms as, how much do you think this incident cost. It asked the same question on a web screen in about 11 different ways. So Jonny did the manly thing. He woke up.
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