pittsfield-jew

The first post says it all Shalom, This is the home of the Pittsfield Jew. Sure its neat to read about Jews in Brooklyn who are very observant but how about a not so observant Jew who lives in the Mid West?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Thursday

More exciting stuff for Jonny Lee Miller. He will be doing training. His job. He'll train a room full of administrative assistants how to do simple queries. The problem is Jonny uses DOS, NOTEPAD, SQL, ORACLE and Excel. He doesn't use Velos at all. But it is helpful to use it to verify the data you pulled. In the meantime Angelina Jolie is willing to give the house away. Jonny had to spend an agonizing 20 minutes on the phone with Thomas Hill. He would prefer that his daughter Angelina not give a refundable $1000 damage deposit to cover the house while she spends 4 days moving out, after closing on the deal at the end of next month. Jonny discussed this with the realtor. His shocking email to her asking to lower the damage deposit from $1000 to nothing, prompted her terse email reply, call me. Sunday Jonny will be looking at houses. His strategy will be to keep Angelina happy. He trusts Angelina to choose a house. Angelina doesn't trust Jonny to choose. He would just as soon live in a cardboard box on main street, with no parking, no basement, 1 bath room, no garge, no eat in kitchen. But if it was a perfect world sure he doesn't want pick pockets running around outside his front door and cars using his street as a cut through to other neighborhoods. Jonny listened to Brachos 34b. Rob Schneider and Penny Fuller decided Jonny will be in Hollywood now 3 days a week and Hotel California only 2 days a week. Jonny is on page 248 of King Bongo. And after everything that is going on Jonny can say he has only worked on Lea Thompson's stuff as back up to billing for 5 hours this week, not the agreed apon 12. He is too stressed: to go to bed early, not snack at night, do sit ups, do relax and let go and finally do nasal irrigation.

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