This and That

Jonny is still healing. He read a few blogs today and left comments too. This was for inspirational purposes. Today at work at Hotel California he went to a presentation. It was about If Disney Ran Your Organization. This is some self help book. While he was on the phone with Angelina the call waiting went off. Kristina was on the other line. She was on the way to the beach with Wendell. They had to call. Last night Jonny left them a message about his bicycle accident. She said she rides slow on level ground. Lorraine is still complaining she is gonna die. It got really bad. Last night Jonny went out in the rain with the dogs to the liqour store across Stadium just past the gas stations. He brought all his loose change and got a 1/2 pint of Jack Daniels. They were so nice and let him bring the dogs into the store. They almost ate some candy. They he got a rid of some more pennies. He did that yesterday too and the Jefferson Market. The bottle was 7.99 and Jonny had the 99 cents. He went and took apart the desk top to blow it. He used up a whole tub of the icy liquid nitrogen or whatever it is. Later into the second tube Lorraine came down and started whining. He had a plastic cup and took about 1/4 inch of the amber liquid in one swallow. She came into the room while he looking for network adapter drivers. She said Dad why do you have maple syrup on the desk. He thought you wanna see throw up, I'll be plenty sick if I drink this whole thing. Fortunately he started to get drunk on the sour mash. No Lorraine that is sour mash not maple syrup, you know alcohol to drink and get you drunk. Keep talking about how sick you are. She finally got bored and went back to bed. She slept in her new bed for a couple of hours. It was now around 10:30 and she left. Jonny proceeded to take apart the PC. He blacked out while shooting dust all over the place. He told her to leave if the asthma was acting up. Dust isn't good for that. But it wasn't that bad. Finally she left. Her whining was much, much worse this morning while walking the dogs. She whined Jonny into being 15 minutes late for work and far too sober. Both Jesse and Lorraine slept in bed with Angelina and Jonny woke up 7 hours later in the bed in much more pain then when he went to sleep. Last night he was feeling no pain. Half a half a pint of JD isn't enough to give most people a hangover so he was fine this morning. He listened to this weeks parsha for the third time. Jonny is really upset about the torah chanting website no longer being available. He took no naps yesterday. He also watched one episode of Scrubs that he taped using DVR. Awesome skipping through commercial. The first TV Jonny has watched since moving in a couple of weeks ago.