Ready to pass out again

Continuing on with the blogger theme of being sleepy, Jonny Lee Miller is tired. Time for other updates. Alberta is still a brat. Lorraine is whining she is dying. Jesse didn't sleep in Angelina and Jonny's bed for two nights in a row. But Lorraine did last night. And finally Angelina is working with the sewer repair company for day 3. The garage door guys were there at the same time. And she was working with AT&T too. But she sits home and eats bon-bons anti-stay at home moms would say. Jonny got a new 2GB ram at Staples minutes before they closed at 9 PM. He regretfully took Alberta. Regretfully because he was telling the helpful sales girl his life story and Alberta wanted to go home.

Here is what happened. Jonny was riding home on his bicycle Wednesday afternoon. He fell asleep around 3PM at work so ended up staying until 5:15. He was in a hurry to make his 5:30 arrival. He took William to Main Street. He was adjusting his head roll to maximize peripheral vision. There spell checking intact now. The head roll is like a ring shaped scarf and black and warm. Ears get cold from bike wind. So he was going slow and finally got up to Main. Then he waited forever to cross at the light and head 1.5 miles south by south west on Packard. He went a block and realized it is almost 5:30. He picked up the pace. Jonny was on the fricking sidewalk not the hot road 20mph bike lane. A short non-English speaking Asian woman in a small grayish light blue car turned in front of him onto a driveway. Probably the bike lane would have been a better choice. Jonny was going 15 mph. He braked. He was thrilled to stop on a dime. Then the world went upside down. Oh no Jonny flipped over the handle bars. It took him 5 minutes to get back on the bike and go home, very slowly. He called Lorraine mumbling incoherently all except "I'm gonna die". To this point Jonny can hardly move his right arm. That helmet saved his life and that useless lady well Jonny would be late for work and adding to Angelina's work load if he called the police and went to the hospital. Tomorrow is rain, so no bike for Jonny. Next Tuesday and the Tuesday after that Jonny is taking a day off to do more work around the house. Jonny sees cars hitting him everywhere. He drove today. And he'll be gun shy according to Lea for a while too. It hurts to tie his shoes, put on a coat, just about anything with the right hand. And today Angelina called about 7 times before 11 AM, so he went out to Jefferson Market a block from Hollywood and got an early sandwich. On the way back he went to the extra Hollywood bathroom. Only to drop his hat into the toilet by mistake. Fortunately it was after flushing.