Pretty boring

This blog must be terribly boring for anyone else to read. As is a tradition, this will describe the seders that Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Lorraine Bracco, Alberta Watson and Jesse Bradford attended. Good friends of Michael Rapaport, and Janeane Garofalo were the hosts. Michael and Janeane moved to Israel a few years ago but come back in the summers. The hostess and their family don't have a pseudo name. The mom had her mom and dad and the dad had his mom and dad there as well. There two kids were the same age as Lorraine and Alberta. There were 5 girls for Jesse to play with. There were 3 other couples as well. There was a long t shaped table. Angelina and Jonny sat way on the end with Jesse and Alberta. They basically sat in the kids section. Jonny got about 3 cups of wine. Their house is fairly cleaned up for Passover. In other years they had put paper down on the counters. This year there was a huge Passover cleaning list on the refridgerator that everyone was admiring. Later in the evening there was chocolate sugar covered matza AKA Passover crack, because it was addicting. The kids got to bed well past 10 PM. There was all kinds of food. One child read the simple son section in Hebrew to get on his parents nerve. Jesse won a clay set. All the kids got prizes for the Afikoman. They hid and rehid the Afikoman. Later one of the moms did Mad Libs. All the answers had to come from the seder. There was also an official 1 cup of wine, if you chose to use it. Jonny missed most of what was happening since he was in the kid section.

Today Angelina called, since most people think since she doesn't work she sits home and eats Kosher for Passover bon bons this is what she said. The garbage disposal is in. She picked it up at Lowes. She was complaining about the workers charging too much money for the handy man work. Hard to explain this one. She would prefer a fixed price for the cabinets instead of $50 per hour or $100 per hour when they both work. She got the slate for the front hallway, about 5 feet by 3 feet. Jonny's car was worked on. It has an oil leak and needed belts, all total $300. Including cleaning and free oil change. She wants to work on getting Jesse a suit for the Bat Mitzvah. On Friday she got the AC taken care of, $3500 installed all day and they finished at 5 PM. So she wants to get a ceiling fan installed in Jesse's room. She picked that up today too. She mailed in the paperwork for the Jewish camp. She said to walk and feed the dogs when Jonny gets home.