pittsfield-jew

The first post says it all Shalom, This is the home of the Pittsfield Jew. Sure its neat to read about Jews in Brooklyn who are very observant but how about a not so observant Jew who lives in the Mid West?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

nightmare about tech support

Jonny is very tired today. This is because, Jesse wet the bed. Jonny let him sleep between Angelina and Jonny. After a few hours, Jonny suffered from extreme cold sweat induced panic dreams which were clostrophic induced from the extra bed fellow. He got up at around 5 am to pee and air dry. As his eyes adjusted to the light he cleared the bottom bunk in Jesse's room. It was coated with Angelina's small boy size 7 child clothing warehouse. And it also had Alberta's former electronics collection. Jesse inherited his big sister's discarded stuff over 2 years ago. It moved with the furniture to the new house.

He is listening to the parsha Bereshis while blogging. Today he learned about the aleph. This letter complained about the choice of first letter in the Torah. The aleph was paid back by being the first letter in the 10 commandments. As you know the 10 commandments is called the Aseres Hadibros. This doesn't start with an Aleph. No the first one starts with the word Anochi. As you know the word in Hebrew Anee means I. But sometimes the word Anochi also means I?
Despite all lack of feedback, he decided to write another old diary entry. The link is here for a job interview posting from Thursday June 1994. Among the job interview account is an interesting new character, Mickey Jones. Of course he is captured from the secondary cast in the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies. Ahh to relive old memories of job hunting and small claims court.

Speaking of memories, Jonny's dream is on a course to become a new 20 year nightmare. He basically dreamt he was back at the ABL. Only this time he was working for the airlines techsupport. It was just as frustrating as it was between April and September of 2007. In the dream, he went crazy. He threw rubber bands. And his coworkers said, "He's really pissed look at Jonny he just told us all where to go and threw rubber bands and walked out to get fresh air." One coworker was clearly Olegar Fedoro and the other was clearly Harvey Keitel. But also the character from Cold Case (the captain) and the character from Criminal Minds (the young genius) was there too. The case had something to do with Angelina and other clueless customer service callers, calling about a free camera. There was some kind of built in credit card machine. When Jonny said slide in your card now, the caller said which card. At this point Jonny felt he completely misunderstood the content of the call. This was after keeping the caller on hold from 1:30 PM to 2:10 PM just to find the special credit card.

Jonny is up to page 48 of Winter of the Wolf Moon. He is up to page 137 of Blue Blood. He is listening, while driving, not while blogging, to Machiavelli CD 2. He picked up the new stuff at the library over the weekend. WW is the sequel to A Cold Day In Paradise. This was transferred using your tax dollars from Monroe County Library to the Ann Arbor Library. The CD well, lets just see what all the fuss is about. Hopefully Jonny doesn't fall asleep while driving.

Jonny is ready for a nap. But he must catch a bus soon. Then he has to pick up Lorraine and Jesse at Hebrew school.

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