pittsfield-jew

The first post says it all Shalom, This is the home of the Pittsfield Jew. Sure its neat to read about Jews in Brooklyn who are very observant but how about a not so observant Jew who lives in the Mid West?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

complaints

While some say, count your blessings, Jonny tends to complain a lot. So today he decided to do both.

His watch broke. No need to wear it. Angelina will fix it. Wendell and Kristina bought that watch when Jonny turned 30. It was a replacement for the same watch they bought him when he turned 20.

Right now Jonny is listening to the Torah chanting. This is parsha Beh'alotecha. There were parts where he felt like chanting along. Weird that he could do that. There is a lot of repetition. Some words are used often.

It is raining. Jonny was gonna ride his bike. It is good for his grass garden. The garden of grass was planted in a 300 square foot triangle surrounded by rusty chicken wire on Sunday June 1. Two days ago the seeds germinated. Now they are close on 1 inch or more in height.

Someone stole Jonny's lunch. Jonny just finished lunch. He didn't eat lunch or dinner yesterday and had leftovers today. His weight has dropped to 144.

Jonny lost his key to the Hilton. He has an officemate, who is not here now. He was listening to piano music. He will be back soon.

He needs a name? So he won't appear in the blog again until the name is generated.

This is a long parsha. More time to write. Jonny had a meeting in the Death Valley at 10 AM. Since he was locked out, he went over to Hollywood and had coffee and actually worked from 8 AM till 9:30. He did some work for Lea, who was nagging him.

Jonny was actually not able to get into his office or even read email between noon and 4 PM yesterday. Lea is off today as most Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Clip 7 is 5 minutes long. The girls next door are talking again. Jonny turned up the chanting.

Tomorrow, believe it or not, it depresses Jonny to take time off from work. It is Lorraine's graduation from elementary school. So he is taking a half day for vacation.

Penny wants Jonny to do somework. Good news she wanted to know how to use survey monkey. No problem. Here is what Jonny found out, since no one else will care. No templates for basic members, 10 questions, 100 responses per survey. $19.95 per month or $200 per year for deluxe. Limit multiple responses per computer, good for shared computers. Can edit answers, only when dealing with a multiple page survey. No thank you page for basic. Save ip address of respondents, cut off date, max responses. Password protect a survey. Block ip from a survey, allow partial ip to a survey. ip= ip address. Big problem, no download. Other problem, Jonny has to design it and then give password to Penny to see the results. 40 seconds left in the bonus clip aka the maftir.

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