pittsfield-jew

The first post says it all Shalom, This is the home of the Pittsfield Jew. Sure its neat to read about Jews in Brooklyn who are very observant but how about a not so observant Jew who lives in the Mid West?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Spring is here

Jonny is up to page 198 of The Sabbathday River. It is a real page turner. Oops Jonny just got an email. It was just from Dolly Parton. She thanked him for his work today with Infomaker. Oops just got a phone call. Angelina called cell phone to cell phone. Leo the cat threw up. She also got cheated out of substituting today. There was a computer glitch. At issue is $40. No time for a nap today. Penny is here in Hotel California. She sits in her office like a ghost. Why are they even paying her? She does nothing. This morning Jonny fell asleep watch the TV program Franklin. Today he listened to Torah Gems the current parsha is vayak'hel pekudei. Somehow he twisted it around into a lecture on Sabbath prohibitions. Oops Penny has a visitor. Jonny will see you later. He is back now. He went to the break room and had an orange. The weather is awesome in Ann Arbor. Jesse and Jonny went for a bike ride. They used that contraption that Zsa Zsa Gabor gave them. Well it doesn't erase the misery. Let us make no mistake about it. This job is fine. The working condition are awful. The fact of having two offices, one in Hotel California and one in Hollywood is bad. Jonny blames everything bad on it. He hates this break room. It is disgusting. He had an orange and there are no napkins. No forks. No knives. No plates. Just disgusting paper towels on a disgusting paper towel roll dispenser. While eating, people come in and use their ID to get into the break room. Hollywood doesn't even have a break room and it is nicer. Jonny took his old toaster over over there. This sink has a foreman grill on it and about 3 square feet of counter space. The place is just gross. There are lockers in there. There is always stuff on the tables.

3 Comments:

  • At 5:38 PM, Blogger Cappy said…

    Does this version of Dolly Parton have hooters to match?

     
  • At 2:52 PM, Blogger ptjew said…

    Yes, but that is just a happy coinincidence. Unfortunately I lost my Iron Key and now have to go back to my Feb 5, 2009 back up where there isn't even a Zsa Zsa Gabor. So I might not get a chance to post for a while.

     
  • At 12:34 PM, Blogger ptjew said…

    Ah I have to ammend that comment. The backup is form Feb 5, 2008. So maybe the one if there is one at home is more recent.

     

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