working from home

It has been a very unrelaxing past 15 minutes for Jonny. And now blogger says unrelaxing isn't even a word. Jonny had to go home at 1 PM to take care of the dog Lucy. At 1:15 PM he was on his postage stamp size deck letting Lucy out and talking on his headset. The same headset that Jesse goes crazy over. There now his breathing is coming a little bit easier. He was all set to work at home for 30 minutes and then blog. But no he got emails asking for work from both Dolly Parton and Penny Fuller. So he hastily wrote emails, started choking, got emails, choked some more. His lungs getting tighter. All the while his relaxing candle burning about 1/20 of and inch high. It managed to stay lit and is now up to 1/4 inch. The recycled wax is starting to puddle up against the wax boulders on the rim. Jonny now has two laptops going. He has Leo the cat sitting on the kitchen table. He is purring loudly and is smart enough not to get burned by a candle. No RG KiTaso yet. Jonny already took his nap too. Yesterday he continued today's distraction streak. Yesterday it was looking up MC Hammer while listening to click 2 dance radio. Then he went to IMDB to lookup SNL quotes, memorable lines. The other laptop is purring louder than the cat. The dog is asleep again and Jonny is wearing sweats. He can't go back to Hotel California and see Dolly about the patient referral report that is wrong, broken and doesn't work. He can't look up the Unknown cancers report he gave to Penny's users, to see if they lied and got data for 2008 that they weren't authorized to get by IRB approval yet. The other laptop just got loaded with some VPN software and then promptly rebooted. With this new software, Jonny just might be able to remote connect for pinch days like today. In the meantime it is 2:09 and time to wrap this blog entry up. Jonny is past page 250 of Hollywood Crows. Time to listen to some Drash. That is Jewish talk for Torah lecture. Will the cats and dog like it?