Cold day in October

Today is Monday and Jonny decided to try a different parsha source. It all happened quite by accident. As usual he went to chabad.org to check the parsha for the week. In the Jewish tradition the parsha of the week isn't always the parsha after the parsha from the week before. Sometimes the normally flow of control is suspended for holidays. This week was almost like that. On Tuesday of last week was Simchat Torah. And therefore the end of the Torah reading. But for some reason this Saturday coming up is the second parsha reading, Noach. This is because Saturday was bereshit and the week before was vezon habracha. So it does sorta make sense. Just last week it didn't make sense to listen to bereshit before Tuesday. So here is Jonny listening to silberg, elimelech. He says there is no other month except this one. This is the only month with no holidays. It comes from bais chabad torah center here in Michigan. It is from Bloomfield. He says something about the a coarse body and the sublime. The month is chevron. Nimrod is introduced in this story. This is really the story of Noach's flexibility. Also he wasn't such a good tzadek because he cared about himself instead of the rest of the world.

In other news, UM lost to MSU this weekend in football. UM has been really bad. They lost of Penn State too. As a matter of fact they beast PSU 9 times in a row. They beat MSU 9 times in a row. And ever since Jonny has lived in Michigan, 1990, MSU has lost to UM in Ann Arbor. But don't give up wolverine fans. Barak Obama's birth certificate trial will be over turned on appeal to the US supreme court, Ann Arbor will deliver 96% of the vote to McCain, and UM will beat OSU, and Jonny will charge $20 per car to park on his lawn, including the 6 in the driveway, one along the fence side of the house, one in the garage, breaking Annabelle's dad's previous record of 14 cars, they will win their next 4 games and go to a bowl game, but will fall short of the national championship due to some bias against them from the national football computers.

Jonny is on page 226 of The Shadow of the Hegemon. He is thinking about reading the previous 5 books of the series. Jonny apologizes for the hideous grammar in this post.