Monday

Today was a nice day at ABL. Jonny applied for a UM job a few minutes ago. This was the 113th one so far. His dog Dexter was a little sick. Possibly after the paarty with the medical students he ate something. It was good for Jonny to do his 25 minute treadmill mile and read alumni magazine. He has two bosses Ricco Ross and Olegar Fedoro. Despite the Italian sounding name Ricco the higher ranking of the two bosses is quite white and from Allen Park. The other boss Olegar is more Indian or something. He was a former student of Jonny's too. Ricco and Olegar want Jonny to work with all 16 people on the L1 team. This includes listening to phone calls and watching them work. Jonny has a horrible rash under his arm and needs to see the doctor about it. A terrible tragedy has happened in VA Tech. Jonny didn't go to that school in 1986 because his parents figured the Jewish population was so small. And then he wouldn't have met Angelina. Oh no and then they would have had a daughter-in-law who they got along with better. Jonny has to make up some more fake names for the other new cow-workers. He listened to the phone calls with Douglas W. Iles. He is the star at ABL. He was the last one hired before Jonny. Douglas was hired roughly 6 months ago and he is Pakistani. Tomorrow from 11:30 to 2:30 he will listen to Gabrielle Wagner's phone calls. She is another L1 team member.

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