pittsfield-jew

The first post says it all Shalom, This is the home of the Pittsfield Jew. Sure its neat to read about Jews in Brooklyn who are very observant but how about a not so observant Jew who lives in the Mid West?

Thursday, January 25, 2007

fake names

Jonny's Family
Jesse Bradford - Jonny's son. Had cancer and had a kidney removed. Starting Kindergarden late Fall of 07 at Burns Park.
Richard Ziman - Jonny's brother. Lives in San Diego. Married to Nancy Ticotin. Works as a salesman. Notice Angelina affectionately refers to Jonny's father as Mr P. That is since Wendell Pierce's last name starts with a P.
Kristina Kroft is Jonny's motherElizabeth Regen - Jonny's Aunt. She lives in West Palm Beach, Florida. Ellen Greene - Angelina's brother's wife. Not a jew but still very nice. Jesse calls her and Jonny's parents. But Kristina gets mad when Jesse says Aunt Regen instead of Grandma Kroft. Someone emailed me and said to get rid of the fake names. They said it was really hard to read the blog. I disagree and I'm stubborn. I've got the real names written down on a piece of paper. Most times the only one in the story is Jonny. Here is a summary of the characters. Remember Jonny is just an amateur writer.

Fake Locations too!
Hollywood - Jonny's other work location near downtown
Hotel California - Jonny's office at the hospital
Death Valley - The long building where Jonny worked for four months for the acme bowling league as a tech support. Now Jonny's predecessors work there as yet another branch of the university
Bee Hive - a trilogy of buildings where most of the people's in information tech work in Jonny's department. They have various responsiblities throughout the hospital but work somewhere else imagine that. Finally Bee Hive is right next to Death Valley and both are located near where Jonny used to work for the insurance company another branch of the hospital that was eliminated.

Dolly Parton, Rob Schneider, Penny Fuller and Lea Thompson were all in Jonny's interview around spring of 2007. Dolly doesn't interact with Jonny much but she has the potential to give him work to do. Rob is his official boss. But Rob works 7 floors up in Hotel California. Penny and Jonny share an office. She supervises data managers. Lea is the Jonny's mentor for hospital billing programs and wants to retire when Jonny learns her job and performs as her back up.

Tannis Benedict - Works in the QA department with Jonny at the U. Her boss is Raquel. Both of them have a year.
Natalic Portman - mom of a classmate of Alberta's. Set up a network lunch for Jonny
Kevin Brewerton - was Jonny's student back in 1999 and one of the programmers to leave to go work for MAIS. Left in early January.
Sam Douglass - Another class mate of Alberta's. Will go to Emerson in the Fall
Kal Weber - also in the tech team and left and went to another department at the U. The rest of the tech team is being transferred to Care Tech Inc on July 1.
Gary Howard Klar - works on the Electronic Commerce Gateway got transferred to work for Raquel and he and Kevin are the only ones who know how to do what they do. Got a year too.
William DeMeo - Son of Bill below. He always complains about being buckled into a car seat says he is too big for it.
Jeb Jandwerger - a Business Analyst one of the senior ones. At one time was Jonny's boss at M-CARE in an interim situation.
Mitchell Nguyen - McCormich - Jonny's brother-in-law, Angelina's brother. Lives in Philadelphia and own his own business.
Bill Maul - Jonny's neighbor they carpool to religious school
Walter Lewis - unix system administrator from Jackson. Got a year
Rawleigh Moreland - application support from Flint. Got a year
John H. Tobin - programmer got a whole year adopted a child
Thomas Hill - Angelina's Dad
Michael Gaston - Jonny's boss along with Renoly they both report to Paul. Jonny also lives in Jackson and got married again and has twins four years old.
Marc Anthony - sometimes carpools to Burns Park elementary with Lorraine
Penn Jillette - is the dad for a whole family. We'll call them the Jillette family. Penn works from home and he is from Israel.
Bob Session - son of Penn listed above. Goes to school with Alberta.
Blake Willett - youngest of the four Jillette children. He is a baby younger than Jesse.
Max Ligosh - Sometimes cuts Jonny and Jesse's hair. Has two children a single dad. One of the children goes to school with Alberta.
Paul Klementowicz - the heir apparent in the IS department. When the VP of IS left he was moved up. But alas the company got sold three months later and Paul is looking for a job like the rest of us.

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